[font=times new roman]This is what happens when you are on a boring conference call:
The RB from GA took the cake for creative announcements by pulling out a Bull Dog Puppy to announce his commitment to Georgia
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Next year I want to see the following:
· Charlotte 49er Commit: Pulls out a pick Axe and buries it in a picture of Dick Spangler
Others include:
[ul][li][font=times new roman]Notre Dame Commit: Have some drunk Irish Guy from Boston name Sully walk in from a side door and beat the snot out of a random guy for looking at him funny.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Florida State Commit: Pull a spear out, light it and throw it into the crowd.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Southern Cal Commit: Stand up, pull a Trojan rubber out, put it on and bend over a cheerleader.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]North Carolina Commit: Put on a goat horns and perform fela tio on his coach. [/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Texas/Florida/LSU/Alabama/Cal Commit: Have a full size Long Horn/Gator/Tiger/Elephant/Bear released into the auditorium, trampling and eating everything.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Auburn Commit: Sign the LOI, Wire Transfer Forms, Bank agreements in the law offices of a booster’s attorney. [/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Duke Commit: Does a recruit actually sign an LOI is no one witnesses it? [/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]App State Commit: Grabs a family member and makes sweet love wit 'em[/font][/li][/ul]
[font=times new roman]Any others?[/font]