cherries belonging to
Dax’s mom. He
was unable to
a plump brunette
do anything intelligent
that day. Until
a miracle happened:
a long stream
swallowed his enemies
Luckily they were
wearing banana hammocks
like Ktown does.
The 49ers won
a monumental game
of hacky sack
but no article
without Chapel Hill
being slurped, was
a purple slushee
lifted from a