Alright, enough about how Memphis sucks...

let’s talk about how much they blow!

As soon as Christmas is officially over, I will no longer talk about Memphis. I will only talk about teams in C-USA that are in our way of winning the division.

I see your point… I didn’t think it was physically possible, but they both suck and blow at the same time.

It’s the Mega Maid, sir… she’s gone from suck to blow!

Watch for falling bodies near Memphis’s taller buildings. Their message board is getting more hysterical by the day.