Beasley dunk victims...

Noticed this in the shoutbox and thought it deserved its own thread…

So far we have…

WBniner says Beasley dunked on the Titanic and sank it, NA has infrmed us that the shoutbox was slow because it suffered a Beasley dunk, and I say the dinosaurs went extinct because of a nasty Beasley windmill dunk…

Mike Beasley dunked on the Roman empire, thus turning it to rubble :shades:

How bout beasley ended communism by uniting germany when reagan declared “Mr. Beasley, dunk on this wall!”

Add Bill Brasky to the list, with an assist to Antwon.

Mike Beasley dunked on Jesus Shuttlesworth, then turned down offers from Tech U and BIG State to come to Charlotte :lol:

clt adds that malik el tamir is the only player to dunk on beasley.

[QUOTE=cltniners;143616]clt adds that malik el tamir is the only player to dunk on beasley.[/QUOTE]

cltniners wins the thread.

Beasley dunked on the 1927 New York Yankees

[QUOTE=Chisox17;143622]Beasley dunked on the 1927 New York Yankees[/QUOTE]

I hink Beasley also dunked on the 2004 yankees because they became the biggest choke in the history of sports by losing a 3-0 series lead.:lmao:

Soon Beasley will dunk on Bud Selig, causing immediate death and thus giving all MLB fans want they want, a new commissioner! :clap:

Beasley dunked on this thread…ending it!!!

Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick him, but Michael Beasely ripped his leg off with a viscious two handed gorilla jam! Chisox offered Chuck’s black belt for use as a sweat rag, but Beasely didn’t even break one.

[QUOTE=NinerLoudNProud;143620]cltniners wins the thread.[/QUOTE]

Game - Set - Match – cltniners!!! Absolute quality!!! Could be the funniest thing ever said on this board. In history!!

Beasley dunked on the Chicago Cubs’ world series hopes and dreams

[QUOTE=Chisox17;143629]Beasley dunked on the Chicago Cubs’ world series hopes and dreams[/QUOTE]
:ohmy: :weep: :weep: :weep:

[QUOTE=NinerLoudNProud;143620]cltniners wins the thread.[/QUOTE]

Gotta agree here. :thumbsup:

This is for NinerAdvocate and all other Chuck Norris fans (like me). Just for giggles, you may insert “Micheal Beasley’s dunk…” in place of “Chuck Norris” - just for the sake of the thread!!! Too good…

  1. If you ask Chuck Norris (a Michael Beasley dunk) what time it is, he always says, “Two
    seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse
    kicks you (dunks) in your face.

  2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but
    Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

  3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot
    broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart
    while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

  4. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets
    the information he wants.

  5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought
    a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
    Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had
    gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck,
    to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good
    Chuck, he taketh away.

  6. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

  7. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who
    have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.

  8. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick
    deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

  9. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
    trademarked names for his left and right legs.

  10. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

  11. Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to “****ing.”

  12. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and
    includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck
    Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

  13. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only

  14. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and
    Chuck Norris.

  15. In the movie “Back to the Future” they used Chuck Norris’
    to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him
    with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox,
    which years later was the cause of his Parkinson’s disease.

  16. Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and
    meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and

  17. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only
    time he didn’t was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the

  18. Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left,
    right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection.

  19. Crop circles are Chuck Norris’s way of telling the world that
    sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.

  20. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck
    Norris allows to live.

  21. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe,
    and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

  22. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.
    There were no survivors.

  23. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris
    could use to kill you, including the room itself.

  24. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

  25. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a
    of tennis.

  26. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, “Holy crap! That’s
    Chuck Norris!” Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was
    the third girl he had slept with.

  27. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At

  28. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

  29. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up
    with lactose’s shit.

  30. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

  31. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up,
    pushing the Earth down.

G, thats the funniest post ever!

LOL that stuff is GREAT!!! :lmao:

  1. Since 1989, the year Michael Beasley was born, slam dunk
    related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.