Caption Time: Blake and Davis

“How big was the stack of cash you paid Austin?”

“How big was that NCAA Di*k that raped you?..I need to get ready for it”

Five…Five dollar…Five dollar Footlooooong!

“How much did you pay these players? You’d think we’d do better than the Car Polish Bowl for that!”

“how close did you get to setting up that Swiss bank account?”

“this close boss, this close”

“really, we should only be wearing pleated pants if we are this wide”

Thats some funny sht right there.

How close were we to making people care about Tar Heel football? Thiiiiiiis close.

Butch, this is how you seduce a midget.