clt and tarheel arrogance

so clt is showing the rankings to a tar heel fan.

clt: look we are ranked
terd: where is carolina
clt: south carolina is unranked
terd: no, you know chapel hill
clt: they are 4th
terd: man, i was expecting us to be 1,2,3
clt: us? who
terd: duke, chapel hill, and wake
clt:illinois is clearly number one and kansas is #2, anyway chapel hill barely beat uconn without their best player
terd: well we had 3 players who were sick
clt: were they in the hospital?
terd: who would give george washington 5 votes?
clt: they were ranked in the top 25, they beat maryland.
terd: your mom goes to college.