Coach Lutz

Send me in coach I’m ready to play. I’m absolutely jacked.

Hootie. Coach Lutz called. He said sober up and you are in. Rememer your roots and pull those socks up high with those Chuck Taylors.

And when in the locker room, remember to put your game shorts on before pulling up the warmup pants.

I haven’t been fully sober in years. About three days is all I can generally make without a drink or ten, I’m in the grocery business.

Dawg, where you gonna be befroe the game tonight? I getting into town about 6 pm hopefully, I’ll buy you a beer.

Will probably be downstairs for the pregame festivities but might cut it close tonight. Tell me where your seats are at and I will catch up with you before game or during halftime.