Eddie BAsden, not Kobe Bryant

Niner ID had a great idea! Let’s talk about Eddie Basden! Screw Kobe Bryant.

Eddie Basden built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun, and discovered the wheel.

I heard that Eddie Basden once saved a small town from being swept away when a nearby dam broke. He also saved a boy named Timmy who had fallen into a well in that town. He then made three 30’ shots into the well. Nothing but brick and mortar, baby.

Eddie Basden is part robot. Apparently he got his right arm damaged really bad during a car accident when he was a teenager and they rebuilt some parts of it with titanium rods and circuits. There was a big fuss about how other teams thought he had an advantage because his arm was lighter and stronger than most.

Charlotte Observer did an article on it: [URL=http://www.classtopic.com][COLOR=black][URL=http://www.classtopic.com]http://www.charlotteobserver.com/archives/04-2002/[/COLOR][/URL]basden...advantage.html[/URL]

Chuck Norris tells Eddie Basden jokes.

Eddie Basden has a pet grizzley bear he walks around his neighborhood. If dogs or other people dare mess with him, he whistles an attack signal. Eddie Basden’s neighborhood has a high population level of buzzards and vultures.

Eddie Basden is the only man to ever beat Bill Brasky in arm wrestling.

Eddie Basden is soo good at basketball, he skipped the NBA and went straight to retirement.

Eddie Basden brought the Roman Empire to its knees.

For Eddie Basden so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Eddie Basden engineered the merger between smith and wesson and UNICEF. Seriously where is Eddie? Why can’t we trade matt carroll and the hamburgler aka sean may for some eddie and curt action?

Eddie Basden isn’t hung like a horse, horses are hung like Eddie Basden.

Eddie Basden knocked out Chuck Liddell and Tito Ortiz with one arm tied behind his back.