Man gives CPR to bale of pine straw

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[QUOTE]Deputies think the man had been drinking. The report says he thought Tuesday was Halloween and he had two empty bottles of bourbon inside his home.[/QUOTE]
You just can’t make this stuff up… [URL=http://www.islandpacket.com/news/local/story/6564932p-5843463c.html#][B]Man mistakes straw bale for stricken woman, gives it CPR[/B][/URL], Hilton Head Island Packet

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[QUOTE=HP49er;245563]You just can’t make this stuff up… [URL=http://www.islandpacket.com/news/local/story/6564932p-5843463c.html#][B]Man mistakes straw bale for stricken woman, gives it CPR[/B][/URL], Hilton Head Island Packet[/QUOTE]

Don’t know why :rolleyes: , but when I read the title of this thread, I was expecting the story to originate from Memphis.

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at least we know what “bobanded” is doing during his free time now. it all makes sense.

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Didn’t he notice the pine straw didn’t feel like a woman?

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[QUOTE=SilvioDante;245565]Don’t know why :rolleyes: , but when I read the title of this thread, I was expecting the story to originate from Memphis.[/QUOTE]

I was expecting Gastonia.

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You just can't make this stuff up... [URL=http://www.islandpacket.com/news/local/story/6564932p-5843463c.html#][B]Man mistakes straw bale for stricken woman, gives it CPR[/B][/URL], Hilton Head Island Packet

****, can’t say I haven’t done that a couple of times. I mean, come on. Who hear hasn’t mistaken some pine straw for a woman before? One time, I mistook some insulation for a woman. Damn, I still itch from that night. I think I caught something from her.

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I was expecting Gastonia.

I was expecting Manhattan, Kansas…

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I was expecting Manhattan, Kansas..
OOOOOOOOHHHHH! OH NO HE DITN'T!!!