[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]would have $49.00 left. [/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. [/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. [/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash. [/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]heavily and recycle. [/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. [/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to [/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2]Makes You Proud To Be An American![/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]