Your Mom Jokes

I just saw a “your mom” joke that said, “Your mom is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.”

So I thought I’d start a thread for putting your best, Your Mom jokes.


your moms so fat, she put on a sweatshirt with a giant H on it and a helicopter landed on her.

HA! what now.

Yo momma so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn OFF the surveilance cameras.

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Your momma so dumb, she went to Chapel Hill. LOL.

Yo momma teeth are so yellow, that when the sun goes down all the plants turn toward her teeth for sunlight.

Your momma is so fat I demanded that she release Han Solo immediately!

Your momma so fat she ate free willy like a sardine.

Yo mama so fat, she has been declared a natural habitat for condors.

Yo mama so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Your momma’s so fat the doctor told her she had a deadly flesh eating disease and gave her 80 years to live.

Your momma's so fat the doctor told her she had a deadly flesh eating disease and gave her 80 years to live.

Thats really funny, but I didn’t get it right away.

Thats really funny, but I didn't get it right away.

I like to keep my your momma jokes higher class. :biggrin:

Yo Momma’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo momma’s so dark, when she went to night school they marked her absent.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma’s so poor, she got married for the rice.

Yo momma so nasty, she has to sneak up on bath water.

Yo momma so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo momma so fat, she eats wheat thicks.

Yo momma so poor, she went to McDonalds to put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama’s so ashy, she makes a ghost look black

Yo mama’s so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling

Yo mama’s so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on

Yo mama’s so fat she can’t wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs

Your momma’s so fat, when your family goes to Seaworld, the whales start singing “We are family!”

Yo momma’s so stupid, she tripped and fell over a cordless phone.

Yo momma’s armpits are so hairy, she looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma’s grill’s so jacked up, it looks like her tongue’s in jail.

LoL, some of these are old and HILARIOUS!!!

Your momma’s soo old she farts dust.

Your momma’s soo fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Your mama is so old, she was in the shower, lifted up her breast and a pilgrim fell out.

Your mama is so poor, she goes to Mexico and takes all their jobs.

Your mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Your mama’s so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing. She said, “Movin.”

Yo mama’s so ashy, she passed shop class without using tools

Yo mama so fat, she can travel without affecting the tides.

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