[B]Greatest Mother Joke of all Time[/B][SIZE=2]Your Father Is a Hamster and[/SIZE] Your Mother Smells of Elderberries
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Yo mama so fat, she can travel without affecting the tides.i don't get it...
Mass creates gravity, gravity creates tides, your mama has a lot of mass
Yo mama so fat, she [B]can[/B] travel without affecting the tides.I believe that was what kevin was commenting on. it does not make sense as is.
It SHOULD be:
Yo mama so fat, she can’t travel without affecting the tides.
I believe that was what kevin was commenting on. it does not make sense as is.It SHOULD be:
Yo mama so fat, she can’t travel without affecting the tides.
yeah, it’s like forgetting the “n’t” in the phrase “I couldn’t care less”
It just ends up being a statement that is kinda dull…
Your momma is so poor, I walked in her house and stepped on a cigarette, and she said, “Who turned off the heat?”
you’re momma so poor, Ethiopeans give her donations.
you’re momma so hairy, bigfoot asked her for a date.
From God’s Pottery:
Your mother is so terrific, she was voted mayor of Awesomeville.
Your mother is pretty, Gideon and I were just talking and we think she could be a model. We do.
Your mother is so funny, that when she tells a joke, we could just die laughing, which is fine, because we’re going to Heaven.
Yo momma’s house is so small, when she comes home from work and sticks the key in the door she stabs the whole family.
Yo momma’s house is so small, when she orders a large pizza she has to go out side and eat it.
Yo momma’s so black, lightning bugs follow her around during the day.
Yo mama so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.
I was staring at this one…and about a good 10 seconds later, I laughed harder than I ever have from a yo mama joke.
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Yo mama's so ashy, she passed shop class without using tools
Can someone explain this one? I dont get it.
Can someone explain this one? I dont get it.
Ashy = dry skin = sand paper.