"See that ship out there? It’s rebroadcasting major league baseball games with implied oral consent, not express written consent. Or so the story goes…
Homer Simpson
Pure frickin’ genius
Tintin
half the quotes in the movie belong on that list…movie was great.
Ralph: My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
Mr. Burns (Golfing with Homer): Use an
open-faced club! A sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmmm… open-faced club sandwich.
Marge: Now the cat needs his medication…
Homer: [assenting, simultaneously] No problem…
Marge: … every morning and the furnace has been putting off…
Homer: Can do. Right. Uh-huh.
Marge: … a lot of carbon monoxide, so keep the window open.
Homer: Gotcha. Cat in the furnace.
Marge: Ah, you know, I think we’ll take Maggie with us.
Homer: Awww … The Denver Broncos !?!
Homer (givin
g a lecture on marriage): What is a wedding? Webster’s Dictionary defines a wedding as “The process of removing weeds from one’s garden.”
Chief Wiggum on phone: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
Marge: Oh my god! He’s dead?
Chief Wiggum: Oh, I’m sorry. He was DUI. I get those two confused. hangs up phone
Woman walks in: My name is Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband was DUI?
Chief Wiggum: Uh… talk to one of those officers over there. I’m going to lunch.
Homer: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh… ooh… yeah… right, Lisa. A wonderful… magical animal.
Homer: But Marge! I was a political prisoner!
Marge: How were you a political prisoner?
Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a picture?
Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.
Homer: Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the ‘Enrich Your Wordpower’ section. I think it’s really…really…really…good.
Krusty’s accountant: Let me get this straight; you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?
Krusty: I thought the Generals were due! They were using a freakin’ ladder for God-sakes!
Mr. Sparkle Plant Worker: Mushi mushi!
Homer: This is Homer Simpson from America. Who may I say is speaking to me?
Worker hands phone to another Worker: Hello chief, let’s talk, why not?
Homer: Um, hello? Why am I Mr. Sparkle?
Worker: You like Mr. Sparkle?
Homer: Well, I am Mr. Sparkle.
Worker: You have many questions, Mr. Sparkle. I send you premium answer question 100%!
Homer: Oooh!
Milhouse: I can’t go to Juvie! They use guys like me as currency!
I could go on all day…
And how could I forget this one…
Homer: So I want the monogram to read "M-A-X P-O-W … "
Employee: Sir, traditionally, a monogram is just initials.
Homer: Max Power doesn’t abbreviate. Each letter is as
important as the one that preceded it. Maybe more
important! No, as important.
Employee: [sighing] Very well.
Homer: And if you’ve got enough room, add some exclamation
points and a pirate flag.
Trent: [walking up] The man knows what he likes.
Homer: Just taking care of business.
Trent: If you don’t, who will, huh? Trent Steele.
Homer: Homer Si … uh, Max Power.
Trent: Oh, hey! Great name!
Homer: Yeah, isn’t it? I got it off a hair dryer.
Trent: [laughs] I like a man who can poke fun at himself.
[looks at his watch] Ooh, hey, my one o’clock cancelled.
Eh, you had any lunch?
Homer: Yeah, but I usually have three or four.
Trent: So where to eat? You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?
dont forget the song
Homer: Max Power, he’s the man whose name you’d love to touch,
but you musn’t touch!
His name sounds good in your ear,
but when you hear it, you musn’t fear!
Cause his name can be said,
by anyone…
My favorite line from the new movie is when Bart is skateboarding naked down the street and that little kid whose name I’ll not remember says ‘I like boys now’ in that nasely voice. It was funny.
there’s your answer fish-bulb
My favorite line from the new movie is when Bart is skateboarding naked down the street and that little kid whose name I'll not remember says 'I like boys now' in that nasely voice. It was funny.
he said ‘i like men now’ and it was ralph…ralph is hilarious