My all-time favorite, and I may have told you this already, came from AJ, who you will meet this Thursday if you have not already. He was leading a tour by Rowe and a car somewhere out of sight near the Norm statue came screeching to a halt. Someone on the tour asked what the sound was and, without missing a beat, he point to the chainlink-fenced area between Rowe and Colvard and said “Oh, that’s where we keep our velociraptors.” She bought it too.
And you can call all the timeouts you want, but all the Alchemist fans are jumping up and down and waving their…uh…lead towels I guess.
My all-time favorite, and I may have told you this already, came from AJ, who you will meet this Thursday if you have not already. He was leading a tour by Rowe and a car somewhere out of sight near the Norm statue came screeching to a halt. Someone on the tour asked what the sound was and, without missing a beat, he point to the chainlink-fenced area between Rowe and Colvard and said "Oh, that's where we keep our velociraptors." She bought it too.
And you can call all the timeouts you want, but all the Alchemist fans are jumping up and down and waving their…uh…lead towels I guess.
I think that’s an AC/heat contraption thingamabobber making that noise. I’ve used that exact same joke for the one next to Oak my freshman year. I’ll have to use it again on my next tour.
I’m can’t speak for the authenticity of this, but a chat log has surfaced on the internet that I felt NNN members should be aware of before casting their votes in this very important election… errr, game… err… whatever it is.
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] Aight.
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] I slip out of my pants, just for you, NinerAlchemist.
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] Oh yeah, aight. [i][b]Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. [/b][/i]
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] Oh, I like to play dress up.
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] Me too baby.
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] I kiss you softly on your chest.
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] Hey...
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 C*ck of the Infinite.
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] Funny I still don't see it.
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] Don't ever message me again you piece of sh*t.
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
[b]TheNinerAlchemist:[/b] Baby?
NinerAlchemist is a dirty internet pervert nerd! With so many candidates, why not cast your vote for someone who actually has a chance at winning (me) and doesn’t have a criminal record (f-o-r-t-y).
[QUOTE=Max Power;225891]I’m can’t speak for the authenticity of this, but a chat log has surfaced on the internet that I felt NNN members should be aware of before casting their votes in this very important election… errr, game… err… whatever it is.[/QUOTE]
OUCH! Fo the record, I’m actually a huge Mandy Moore fan and I have never played Dungeons & Dragons (I think that’s the game you’re referencing, right?)
As for YOU, Max Power, I would taunt you but I just now realized you’re a different person than max, so I don’t really have anything.
New reports are now surfacing. Apparently TheNinerAlchemist has also been using the internet alias eminemBNJA in an attempt to keep a low profile. This could be a devastating blow to his Fabulous Freshman campaign.
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] Ok, are you ready?
[b]eminemBNJA:[/b] Aight, yeah I'm ready.
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] I like your music Em... Tee hee.
[b]eminemBNJA:[/b] huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
[b]eminemBNJA:[/b] Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
[b]eminemBNJA:[/b] Oh sh*t
[b]BritneySpears14:[/b] I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
[b]eminemBNJA:[/b] Oh sh*t
[b]eminemBNJA:[/b] d*mn I gotta write down your names or something
[QUOTE=TheNinerAlchemist;225932]As for YOU, Max Power, I would taunt you but I just now realized you’re a different person than max, so I don’t really have anything.[/QUOTE]
You can call me Mr. Power to avoid any further confusion.
[QUOTE=Max Power;225980]You can call me Mr. Power to avoid any further confusion.[/QUOTE]
“Max Power—he’s the man whose name you’d love to touch…
But, you musn’t touch!
His name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you mustn’t fear
Because his name can be said by anyone!”
TNA sent me on a fact finding mission and I happened to find this…
[COLOR=seagreen]Max Power: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=magenta]j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=seagreen]Max Power: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=magenta]j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=seagreen]Max Power: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=magenta]j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=seagreen]Max Power: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
[/COLOR][COLOR=magenta]j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
[/COLOR][COLOR=seagreen]Max Power: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
[/COLOR][COLOR=magenta]j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
[/COLOR][COLOR=seagreen]Max Power: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Max Power: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
[/COLOR][COLOR=magenta]j_gurli3: thats it.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=seagreen]Max Power: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Max Power: Goddam am I hard now.[/COLOR]
I just bring the facts, that’s all…
[SIZE=1]I also just now realized that you posted the link to these so it’s not as interesting…[/SIZE]
Mr. Power has been known to procreate in the last several months so it is a fact that he is virile. However, I’ve never seen a blonde Japanese schoolgirl.
She has been known to do a mean Mexican a time or two though.
Mr. Power has been known to procreate in the last several months so it is a fact that he is virile. However, [B]I've never seen a blonde Japanese schoolgirl[/B].
She has been known to do a mean Mexican a time or two though.
That is because she is a[COLOR=black] bloody red ragdoll now.[/COLOR]
If I win, I’d like to request that my little status be changed a la kevinharbin’s “I’m special.” Also, I’d like to request Freshman of the year 2006, because Fabolous Freshman could raise already prevalent questions about my sexuality.
If I win, I'd like to request that my little status be changed a la kevinharbin's "I'm special." Also, I'd like to request Freshman of the year 2006, because Fabolous Freshman could raise already prevalent questions about my sexuality. :)
you’ve already won. you’ll have to take the status up wiith JCL but im sure he’d oblige.
I’m proud of my 3rd place finish. Thank to all of my massess out there who voted for me.
If in the even that the Alchemist or JFelt cannot do thie duties, I’m be glad to hold the sceptre.
