I donât think we could run the ball through a wet paper bag.
Donât worry, Biff says we have great kids that want to win.
Can we please stop with the gimmick hires and get some actual football people in here?
This is hard to watch.
Isnât every on staff and actual football person except Biff?
That was horrific. Illegal shift after a TO into an INT thrown into double coverage 8 yards short of the first down.
If Biff has any decency, heâll just resign.
And ESPN + is having a bad bad day.
Are they playing on shag carpet?
Rice has too much money to have turf like that.
So rice has all that money and prestige but they canât manage a decent field??
Hah beat you to it.
Be prepared for a lot of this the rest of the game:
run up the middle for 2 yards
Ivey incomplete pass
run up the middle for no gain
Ivey incomplete pass
run up the middle for 1 yard
Ivey incomplete pass
Me watching Niner football:

This is the worst game of football Iâve seen in a very long time
We are so stupid. Why touch the guy?!
Miller needs to be fired at half time. We have no offensive strategy.
I agree itâs hot garbage. Iâm not seeing any creativity on offense and lots of dumbass penalties.
Might be time for me to turn this game off.
I am perfectly happy to root for our soccer team. They arenât perfect but they sure try. And they often succeed.
This is just painful to watch.
No more gimmick hires.
Find a FCS coach with a strong track record and stop screwing around.
This is just a poorly coached team, penalties, TOs, mistakes after TOs, no identity and an over complicated offense. Itâs a miracle weâre down only 7 to a bad Rice team.
WTF. we were like playing 15 yards off that guy