Are you ready for your annual beating from UAB?

Tulsa was only respectable during the years they were fortunate to have Bill Self at the helm, I think they were in or close to the single digits in the W column. Most of these teams are about the 9th or 10th most popular team in their demo, besides maybe Memphis or UAB.

I think that the Heckler is still living in last year, maybe trying to hold on to that brief moment when the nation gave a crap about UAB, only to rescend into CUSA obscurity with other mediocre also-rans. Sorry, Demon dosen’t play here any more, got any cornbread maxwell or wade helliwell jokes while your at it? Iti, to the surprise of us as well, has actually gotten a lot better this year, still has some room to improve, but is better than half the team in fouls per minutes played. Just let the game be played, that ought to give you time to update your smack. Oh yeah, BTW Rutgers actually has a winning record and have beat the teams they were supposed to. Richmond is at the bottom of the A-10 right now at 5-7 with losses to powerhouses fordham and VA commonwealth, although they did beat Elon, impressive! Do some freakin’ research before you start typing man!

tulsa also had Tubby Smith before he went to Georgia, correct?

The ultimate stepping stone school.

Is there any chance that Withers will be drinking and driving after the game? If so, I’d like to know so I can avoid driving in areas that he will be recklessly driving while under the influence.

Location In bed with a goat

Hickler…You have this in your bio? Somehow I don’t doubt it one bit…pickins are slim in Bammy I guess. But to admit it like that is somewhat stupid.

That’s MKNiner’s doings. He is always trying to find ways to get closer to me so he hacks my account and sends me private messages.

Two people I’d stay away from are MKNiner and a drunk Withers…well, add a gun waving Demon Brown to make it three people.

[i]Originally posted by UABHecklerIsBack[/i]@Jan 10 2005, 10:44 PM [b] That's MKNiner's doings. He is always trying to find ways to get closer to me so he hacks my account and sends me private messages.

Two people I’d stay away from are MKNiner and a drunk Withers…well, add a gun waving Demon Brown to make it three people. [/b]


I’m trying to get closer to you? I’m not the one referencing you in every aspect of their profile on two different messageboards. Your obsession with me is really unhealthy.

and your obsession with Yahtzee and Transformers is unhealthy.

[i]Originally posted by UABHecklerIsBack[/i]@Jan 10 2005, 10:48 PM [b] and your obsession with Yahtzee and Transformers is unhealthy. [/b]
You're just mad that you can't count high enough to play yahtzee.
[i]Originally posted by UABHecklerIsBack[/i]@Jan 10 2005, 10:48 PM [b] and your obsession with Yahtzee and Transformers is unhealthy. [/b]
bash on yahtzee all you want.... but wtf is wrong with transformers?!?! Thats treading on thin ice :) Transformers + Thundercats + GIJoe's own UAB.

UAB owns UNCC. 25-14

I heard that MKNiner is also the “Chutes and Ladders” champion as well. What an athlete!

dickler’s parents couldn’t afford transformers when he was a kid. All he had was a stuffed animal with one tooth which led him to try and become a dental hygienist. But he flunked out cause he couldn’t hack it.

I didn’t realize there was a straight set of teeth in the entire state of Alabama… no wonder he flunked out.

[i]Originally posted by Anborn[/i]@Jan 10 2005, 10:59 PM [b] I didn't realize there was a straight set of teeth in the entire state of Alabama... no wonder he flunked out. [/b]
Well that wasn't the whole reason. He was caught molesting the dummies they use to practice on. Wasn't pretty. :wacko:

So, MK…what do you have planned for your upcoming birthday? Let me guess: a round robin Yahtzee tournament with your old Future Farmers of America buddies and then afterwards you’ll star a war between your Transformers and GI Joe dolls.

[i]Originally posted by UABHecklerIsBack[/i]@Jan 10 2005, 11:14 PM [b] So, MK...what do you have planned for your upcoming birthday? Let me guess: a round robin Yahtzee tournament with your old Future Farmers of America buddies and then afterwards you'll star a war between your Transformers and GI Joe dolls. [/b]
Actually it will start with a round robin with your mom followed by birthday cake and and drinks.

It’s what I did last year, but hey, if it ain’t broke.

My Mom is a saint and would not touch a small furry animal molestor like you.

Good luck with that Yahtzee thing. I hope it works out for you.

[i]Originally posted by UABHecklerIsBack[/i]@Jan 10 2005, 11:18 PM [b] My Mom is a saint and would not touch a small furry animal molestor like you.

Good luck with that Yahtzee thing. I hope it works out for you. [/b]

  1. She only plays a saint on Catholic School girl Tuesdays
  2. You’re the one in bed with a goat.

Goat love is highly underrated. Everyone should try it.

It looks like I’m going to have to some more.

Love with horses is also highly underrated. Everyone should try it…no, wait…everyone IS trying it. Aren’t they? I’m not the only one right?