Scientists have toiled for years in an attempt to synthesise Vin Diesel. Though they have always failed to accomplish their goal, this process has led towards the accidental discovery of wireless phones, post-it notes, candy floss, packing peanuts, DVD technology and MTV2.
Vin Diesel single-handedly started the industrial revolution.
Vin Diesel once cooked 400 tons of chicken noodle soup for the needy but then drank all but 1 in a bet with Samuel L. Jackson.