Bill Clinton on Campus Today

University News and Notes
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TNA will battle him to the bitter end if he goes after Mandy. :lmao:

In a weird coincedence, my real girlfriend worked as a White House intern a few semesters back. She didn’t have sex with anyone famous though.

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[QUOTE=metro;311790]I don’t see anything cool about it. Thats not political…he’s just a pathological lying scumbag with zero ethics (before Cass yells at me, I despise W too). I’d have more respect for Jimmy Carter if he came around, at least he started Habitat.[/QUOTE]

Clinton & Jimmy Carter are both jokes.

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She didn't have sex with anyone famous though.

like you would know :tongue:

respect the formula:

any number a girl gives for her amount of partners, multiply by 3

any number a guy gives you for past partners, divide by 3

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like you would know :tongue:

respect the formula:

any number a girl gives for her amount of partners, multiply by 3

any number a guy gives you for past partners, divide by 3

She’s a virgin, so it’s still 0. :smile:

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She's a virgin, so it's still 0. :smile:

I’m sure she loves that you share this info with all of us.

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Keep Bill away from any cigars.

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Is he the first big politician to come to campus since Janet Reno?

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Is he the first big politician to come to campus since Janet Reno?

I wonder if we’re ever gonna have a powerful female politician on campus.

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Hide the potang!

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[QUOTE=metro;311828]like you would know :tongue:

respect the formula:

any number a girl gives for her amount of partners, multiply by 3

any number a guy gives you for past partners, divide by 3[/QUOTE]
LOL, QFT

[QUOTE=49timesthelovin;311839]I’m sure she loves that you share this info with all of us.[/QUOTE]
If she is abstaining until marriage I would think she wouldn’t mind that being said.

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She told you she’s a Virgin? I bet she’s lying.

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[QUOTE=mineshaft;311883]Keep Bill away from any cigars.[/QUOTE]

actually I was wondering if he’d be up for autographing a few stogies, I think they’d be big sellers. Proceeds could go to the 49er football fund

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Hide the potang!

What exactly is potang?

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[QUOTE=Submarley734;311914]What exactly is potang?[/QUOTE]

Tang with Food Stamps.

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[QUOTE=Submarley734;311914]What exactly is potang?[/QUOTE]

:lmao:

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Sorry, is it spelled Putang?

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Tang with Food Stamps.

Hooooooooooly Crap… lol … :biglaugh:

…and I believe it’s “POON tang”

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Sorry, is it spelled Putang?

Poontang. It’s ok dude, I just had to mess with you.

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[QUOTE=ShaGGy;311762][/QUOTE]

Nuts before Sluts

[COLOR=Blue][B]Elect a Hero, Not a Zero![/B][/COLOR]

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Nuts before Sluts

[COLOR=blue]Elect a Hero, Not a Zero![/COLOR]

McCain will die of old age before the election even starts. Besides, do you really want another 4-8 years of Bush-like decisions?