[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]The chief export of Bobby Lutz’s mustache is pain.
Guns don’t kill people. Bobby Lutz’s mustache kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Bobby Lutz’s mustache allows to live.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache does not sleep. It waits.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache wears ribbed condoms inside out so it gets the pleasure.[/FONT][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, it checks his closet for Bobby Lutz’s mustache.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache doesn’t read books. It stares them down until he gets the information it wants.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Bobby Lutz’s mustache.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for its left and right legs.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache counted to infinity - twice.
When Bobby Lutz’s mustache does a pushup, it isn’t lifting himself up, it’s pushing the Earth down.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache is so fast, it can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Bobby Lutz’s mustache was cold, so it turned the sun up.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache doesn’t wear a watch, it decides what time it is.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache can slam a revolving door.
Bobby Lutz’s mustache does not get frostbite. Bobby Lutz’s mustache bites frost.[/FONT][/COLOR]
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