Caption Time - Steve Smith edition

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Steve, “Don’t, don’t… don’t ever let go!”

Trainer, “NO NEVER!!! I wanna kiss you but your face guard is in the way Steve”

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Steve: I can’t do it anymore. Six interceptions…SIX…interceptions!

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Karma’s a bitch, punk. Remember this next time before you sucker punch somebody when they’re on the ground and not looking at you.

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“But daddy! I don’t want to take Jake on my team! He sucks!”

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“That’s right, Steve…I’m not letting you up until we shave that ridiculous looking mustache.”

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Karma’s a bitch, punk. Remember this next time before you sucker punch somebody when they’re on the ground and not looking at you.[/QUOTE]

DING!!!

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Trainer: One more push Steve - I can see the baby’s head!

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Trainer: First, take a big step back… and literally, **** YOUR OWN FACE! I don’t know what kind of bull**** power play you’re trying to pull here, but this is my territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly ****ing firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the ****ing United Nations and get a ****ing binding resolution to keep me from ing destroying you. I’m talking about a scorched earth, motherer! I will massacre you! I WILL **** YOU UP!

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Trainer: “Hey Bubba”
Steve: “Hey Forrest”

And Steve Smith died by that river in Vietnam. That’s all I have to say about that.

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[QUOTE=action49er;423670]Trainer: "Hey Bubba"
Steve: “Hey Forrest”

And Steve Smith died by that river in Vietnam. That’s all I have to say about that.[/QUOTE]

Winner. I’m not even going to try.

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Trainer: Hey Steve, you alright? That was awesome man…they are totally buying it. You shouldn’t have to practice for the rest of the season!

Steve: Prrraacttice…who needs practice???

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Trainer: "Hey Bubba" Steve: "Hey Forrest"

And Steve Smith died by that river in Vietnam. That’s all I have to say about that.

FTW !!!

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[QUOTE=NinerWupAss;423666]Trainer: One more push Steve - I can see the baby’s head![/QUOTE]

LOL

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[QUOTE=action49er;423670]Trainer: "Hey Bubba"
Steve: “Hey Forrest”

And Steve Smith died by that river in Vietnam. That’s all I have to say about that.[/QUOTE]

Winnar!

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Trainer: "Hey Bubba" Steve: "Hey Forrest"

And Steve Smith died by that river in Vietnam. That’s all I have to say about that.

Slow clap, followed by raucous applaus.