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I know it’s ONLY preseason, but my expectations have been lowered. I hope they surprise me and the NFL.
In a real game I’m afraid Brice is going to be drilled.

You are right to have lower expectations. The Panthers are terrible again. Thanks Tepper

Young’s new ride.

He obviously couldn’t see the open receiver across the middle when the pocket collapsed in on him. When your coach’s post game excitement is focused on how your tiny QB got off the ground after taking several big hits, it’s going to be a long season for fans and a short season for the QB.

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I haven’t really gotten into football mode yet but if I’ve learned anything in 57 years it is to ignore preseason football. I mean ignore it, completely. It literally means nothing.

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You have a fair point, but to ignore how bad they played is impossible. It’s the imperfect storm. It is extremely difficult to change from a 4-3 to a 3-4, and will take years to get talented depth developed. Then add all new coaches. Now you have the smallest QB in the league starting as a rookie behind an offensive line that was man handled by the Jets to consider. Even the Top Cats were questionable. The owner is a terrible human that is liked by nobody not on his payroll…

It’s hard to ignore

Exactly…but Panther haters love to $hit talk at every opportunity.

I’m for Bryce & the Panthers…but this is funny.

You are right. It continues to amaze me how so many people around this region hate the Panthers.

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clt is pulling for young, but damn he looked tiny in person yesterday
Fail Super Mario GIF

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Bring on the gingerball

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Bucky is being way too polite!

https://twitter.com/James_Dator/status/1692694712115708236

:rofl:

clt is rewatching the game from last nite. young is tiny

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GOAT

Posted yesterday at 11:49 AM

I rarely drink these days, but I had to run to the liquor store and purchase two bottles of liquor just to stomach watching the second half of that shitshow yesterday. I am now hungover, reading the Huddle, trying to process how I feel about this team, and I feel the need to rant about over a dozen things. This is a fan forum, so if you’re already trying to think of a gif to post or a funny one liner like ā€œlol dude it’s preseasonā€ ā€œlol dude go touch grassā€, you can go fug yourself.

I have been watching the Panthers for quite some time now. I’ve sat through a lot of bullshit. I’m honestly sick of it.

I’m sick of the mediocracy, I’m sick of settling, I’m sick of getting embarrassed, I’m sick of watching bad football.

This team looks completely flat, no energy, no discipline, no preparation, no heart, nothing.

Bad penalties, bad play calling, horrible fundamentals, inexcusable mistakes and missed opportunities all across the board.

These motherfuggers get paid more than anyone on here will ever make in a life time and they absolutely BLOW at their jobs.

These motherfuggers get paid to play a game that children play on TV and they somehow get a pass year of after fugging year for playing shitty / coaching shitty.

These motherfuggers eat, sleep, and breathe this game, they practice all year, their whole lives, and they just still cannot get it right.

We as fans wait months to see the team we root for take the field and show some heart, make plays, win games.

We as fans work all day, some of us in grueling jobs, long hours, travel, etc - and we sit down to watch some football to relax and enjoy downtime.

We as fans buy merch, buy tickets, show up to events, encourage these guys.

and this is what we get? Every single fugging year? No matter the coach? No matter the GM? No matter the players? Just complete dogshit every single season? Year after fugging year?

This is equivalent to being a diehard fan of a band, buying their merch, buying their concert tickets, etc and then having them drop an album that sounds like someone jack hammering a cat. Or going to their concert only to watch them trying to play their instruments with a fugging dildo.

It is absolute insanity. It is an absolute joke bro. Like what in gods green earth are you guys doing at practice? What are you doing in meetings? What tape are you watching?

How do we string together a group of the worst coaches and worst players, year after year? How does that even happen with out trying?

Why is our social media team posting a picture of the definition of preseason after a game? Do you know how embarrassing that is? Do you know how cringe and stupid all of their content is? Get off the fugging phones and stop trying to be hip. Stop trying to save face because you have a shitty ass product and you think being funny or ā€œcoolā€ on social media will mask that.

All this rah rah crap, all these interviews, skits, ā€œthis or thatā€, stupid ass social media trends, cut that shid out and start fugging focusing on not being complete horseshit on the field.

Players laughing and shid on the sidelines, ā€œoh har har har I still get my game check and then get to go home and play as myself in madden then wake up and dick around at practice tomorrow har har harā€. Motherfuggers never worked a god damn day in their lives, they don’t know shid about adversity, they don’t know shid about hard work, discipline, effort, heart. These motherfuggers just out here running around playing a game half ass and collecting money. These coaches are all just failed players that can’t give up the glory of being on the field and are out there trying to act like they fugging know anything.

ā€œIT’S JUST PRE-SEASON LOLā€

ā€œIT’S JUST WEEK ONE LOLā€

ā€œIT’S ONLY THEIR FIRST YEAR TOGETHER LOLā€

ā€œIT’S ONLY A GAME LOLā€

fug outta here. Why even watch then? Why even go to a concert where they’re playing instruments with dildos? What is the fugging point?

This franchise absolutely sucks man. Tepper has ruined this shid. I really wish I didn’t like watching the Panthers, I truly don’t even know why I do.

I would do anything to take this team over and actually show these motherfuggers what it means to work hard, have some fugging heart, give a damn, make plays, make an impact.

I wait all god damn year for this shid and here we go again. Every week until February we’re going to watch these idiots ā€œcoachā€ this "team and draw up dogshit plays for them to butcher if they even get the snap off before committing a penalty.

ā€œLOL LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONSā€

ā€œLOL DUDE DON’T EXPECT THEM TO MAKE A GOOD ALBUMā€

LOL LOL LOL GIF GIF GIF

says a lot about you as a human if that’s how you live life. If your passions are that weak, if you are that quick and easy to settle.

I can honestly rant about this shid all day so if you want smoke please go head and quote me.

David Tepper, Reich, players, I want all the smoke. Social media team, come at me with that softshit.

I am spending the rest of my morning writing to the front office and DMing every single person with a social media account that works for or plays for this team to make them aware of our disappointment.

I may speak for some of you already and for those that don’t agree, I am going to speak for you any ways.

Because? Because this is absolute DOGSHIT DILDOS.

clt provides a panthers fan’s thoughts from another chat page

What a pile of crap that is.

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He wins the book writing award as the first among lonely losers. Poggi says players win football games.

Here is a good example of Panthers plan. They pass on Kenny Pickett to draft a run blocking offensive tackle who can’t pass block, then trade the farm to move up to 1 in 2023 to draft 5’9, 180 pound QB.

No way I’m reading all of that. Writer apparently thinks he/she has something to say but just overkill with that amount of verbage.

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clt says pick your week one starter