[QUOTE=survivor45;211852]2:53 - Mike Collins just gave Ben Comstock an amazing introduction where he listed numerous awards that were bestowed upon him and he made the little creep sound like someone who really had a great grasp on the current state of the institution. After listing all the awards, Mike Collins casually asked, “What is the USA Today All-Academic team?” - an award Ben Comstock received. This question was just too much for poor Ben. “It is… A… Uhhh… Rec…it’s in recognition of outstanding…uhm…schollegiate (Yes, he said ‘Schollegiate’!) athle…uhm…collegiate ath.” This question is posing quite a challenge for Ben. "Students who…uhm…display not only great academics but also have…uhm…something that they’ve really contributed to their…uh…universities and their students. [B]Mike Collins congratulated Ben and made a mental note to keep the kid away from sharp objects[/B].[/QUOTE]
Priceless! I was thinking the exact same thing when I listened to it after work yesterday.
Survivor, you are really coming into your own with these parodies & commentaries. They are absolutely hilarious.