My dad’s a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. -Milhouse
Kirk: You’re letting me go?
Cracker Factory Executive: Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without.
Kirk: So, that’s it after 20 years? “So long. Good luck?”
Cracker Factory Executive: I don’t recall saying “good luck.”
Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I’ll tell a story. It’s about a man whose father-
in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.
Homer: Bo-ring.
Luanne: A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial
impotence…
Homer: Ooh, here we go!
Luanne: …sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for
sixth with “TableTime” and “Allied Biscuit.”
[QUOTE]Well, this rumor isn’t new but it has resurfaced recently.
Apparently, it is impossible, or it is some sort of “Record” that no one
has ever eaten more than 7 or 8 crackers in under a minute. You can’t
take a drink, and you have to eat them one at a time. If you haven’t
heard this one, go try it. Eat a cracker, swallow, eat another, swallow,
etc. Bet you won’t get past 5 and the record is supposed to be 8 in under
60 seconds. [/QUOTE]
My dad’s a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. -Milhouse
Kirk: You’re letting me go?
Cracker Factory Executive: Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without.
Kirk: So, that’s it after 20 years? “So long. Good luck?”
Cracker Factory Executive: I don’t recall saying “good luck.”
Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I’ll tell a story. It’s about a man whose father-
in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.
Homer: Bo-ring.
Luanne: A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial
impotence…
Homer: Ooh, here we go!
Luanne: …sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for
sixth with “TableTime” and “Allied Biscuit.”
