I want to blow a multi-million dollar job to become a druggie! 
he doesn’t get fired if his record is better.
Well…at least now I understand why he had the QB spike the ball on 4th down against Miami. 
Seriously though, that’s a tough blow for FAU. They appeared to be making some strides over the course of the year, but now they’re going to have to hit the reset button again.
#Rimshot
We won’t let you quit because you are FIRED!!! :
NBCMiami.com: Carl Pelini’s Resignation Withdrawn, Florida Atlantic University Fires Him