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That was one of the funniest things I have ever read! 
Absolutely HILARIOUS !!!
My sides hurt Scotty.
“subjected me to microwave testing”
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awesome.
NLP did some math in the shoutbox. I hope he posts it here. Also he’s gonna investigate a few more things for us.
Well Jonathan asked for dollars backed by gold or silver. Sadly that won’t happen.
“The gold standard is no longer used in any nation, having been replaced completely by [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_currency]fiat currency[/URL].” from Wikipedia.
His best bet would be actual gold shipped by UPS, Mr. Riches’ preferred shipper.
$63,000,000,000,000,000,000 in gold is 94452773613193403 ounces based on the last spot price of $667.00/ounce. That’s about 5903298350824587 lbs. of gold.
UPS wouldn’t give me a quote for 5903298350824587 lbs. of gold but I was able to see 10,000 lbs by Next Day Air would be $100,000.00. So that’d give a shipping bill of $59032983508245870 to tack onto the suit for a grand total of $63059032983508245870.
Good luck Jonathan!
Well Jonathan asked for dollars backed by gold or silver. Sadly that won't happen.“The gold standard is no longer used in any nation, having been replaced completely by [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_currency]fiat currency[/URL].” from Wikipedia.
His best bet would be actual gold shipped by UPS, Mr. Riches’ preferred shipper.
$63,000,000,000,000,000,000 in gold is 94452773613193403 ounces based on the last spot price of $667.00/ounce. That’s about 5903298350824587 lbs. of gold.
UPS wouldn’t give me a quote for 5903298350824587 lbs. of gold but I was able to see 10,000 lbs by Next Day Air would be $100,000.00. So that’d give a shipping bill of $59032983508245870 to tack onto the suit for a grand total of $63059032983508245870.
Good luck Jonathan!
Did you call up UPS and ask for a quote? Or was it some website calculator? I bet that would be one funny phone call to make.
Well Jonathan asked for dollars backed by gold or silver. Sadly that won't happen.“The gold standard is no longer used in any nation, having been replaced completely by [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_currency]fiat currency[/URL].” from Wikipedia.
His best bet would be actual gold shipped by UPS, Mr. Riches’ preferred shipper.
$63,000,000,000,000,000,000 in gold is 94452773613193403 ounces based on the last spot price of $667.00/ounce. That’s about 5903298350824587 lbs. of gold.
UPS wouldn’t give me a quote for 5903298350824587 lbs. of gold but I was able to see 10,000 lbs by Next Day Air would be $100,000.00. So that’d give a shipping bill of $59032983508245870 to tack onto the suit for a grand total of $63059032983508245870.
Good luck Jonathan!
A better bet would be for a company that sells stock in gold to sell him a stock or set of stocks for that amount and have them call it a DB & Rich dollar.
He must not have nothing to do in jail.
15 minutes buddy. Enjoy it.
PS - Thanks for the laugh. I loved the Iran & Al Qaeda bits.
Bump. This is too good not to enjoy two days of front page.
Also I should note that he sued Barry Bonds earlier:
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