If You Are Ever Accused of Using Illegal Performance-Enhancing Drugs...

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…I’ve drafted some standard responses to help you hide/minimize your guilt, if you did indeed take the drugs.

[B][U]Standard Responses For Steroid Accusation Questions (No evidence found):[/U][/B]

  1. I’ve never used steroids
  2. I’ve never even seen steroids

[B][U]Standard Responses For Steroid Accusation Questions (Evidence is Overwhelming):[/U][/B]

  1. I used it because I was hurt and wanted to get back faster in order to help the team.
  2. I only used it for a day or two, and realized it was wrong (or wasn’t for me).
  3. I injected, but it was Vitamin B12 (or other non-performance enhancer).
  4. I didn’t know I was being given steroids.
  5. I’m not here to talk about the past.

I will continue to add to the list as more innovative excuses are introduced.

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Would you consider adderoll a perfomance enhancing drug for students?

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[QUOTE=49timesthelovin;281523]Would you consider adderoll a perfomance enhancing drug for students?[/QUOTE]

Not if it helps you be still.

For smaller kids, it’s actually performance enhancing for the other kids in the classroom who aren’t taking it.

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What relevance does that have…AT all? I don’t remember getting paid 40$ million a year to go to elementary school.

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If you have crappy parents who don’t care about your education & push you to succeed, you might think that good parents are illegal performance-enhancers for the A students. LOL.

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...I've drafted some standard responses to help you hide/minimize your guilt, if you did indeed take the drugs.

[B][U]Standard Responses For Steroid Accusation Questions (No evidence found):[/U][/B]

  1. I’ve never used steroids
  2. I’ve never even seen steroids

[B][U]Standard Responses For Steroid Accusation Questions (Evidence is Overwhelming):[/U][/B]

  1. I used it because I was hurt and wanted to get back faster in order to help the team.
  2. I only used it for a day or two, and realized it was wrong (or wasn’t for me).
  3. I injected, but it was Vitamin B12 (or other non-performance enhancer).
  4. I didn’t know I was being given steroids.
  5. I’m not here to talk about the past.

I will continue to add to the list as more innovative excuses are introduced.

LOL!! So true. Can we make a list of “should of used” excuses as well. The one I always thought Sammy Sosa should’ve used while he was trying to answer questions was: “I don’t understand. What is Stereroid? No hablo ingles.” Lot’s of players in the league could use this.