Simple requirement, it has to be a [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku]haiku[/URL].
Here is my humble submission to get us started:
Stupid people suck
I don’t like them very much
They need to drop dead
My two favorite haikus of all time:
What the ****, future?
It’s been over thirty years:
Where’s my hover car?
and…
Atlanta traffic:
Now I can see why Sherman
Burned this city down.
Chapel Hill is not
a college so much as it
is a compost pile.