ITT We Will Post Haiku

Simple requirement, it has to be a [URL=]haiku[/URL].

Here is my humble submission to get us started:

Stupid people suck
I don’t like them very much
They need to drop dead

My two favorite haikus of all time:

What the ****, future?
It’s been over thirty years:
Where’s my hover car?


Atlanta traffic:
Now I can see why Sherman
Burned this city down.

Chapel Hill is not
a college so much as it
is a compost pile.