January 13th, 2005
The first day of the invisible Hickler. True to form, after UAB sustains an absolute ass kicking by the Charlotte 49ers, Hickler will once again retreat back into his hermit hole, not to be heard from again until the next fluke UAB season, in the year 2047.
Neighbors will complain about the lunatic mutterings and strange, painful groaning noises eminating from the hole for years, before finally concluding that it is haunted by a schizo sodomizer of grocery produce.