Normally bugs don't freak me out at all...

But this is not normal.

Ew.

You should take note of the date of that article.

However, earwigs are freaky bugs. They’re all over the place in Ontario.

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Ew.

Check the comments section at the bottom. It appears to be from an article published on April 1.

myself.