Whether you know him as The Bear, The Moose or the Croation Carnage, Ilija Ivankovic is an integral part of the team and a crowd favorite.
When he’s not wrestling polar bears, he spends his time creating space in the paint and threatening all that enter with death. He may, or may not, be responsible for the death of nine people during the offseason.
We need to reward the Charlotte 49ers for bringing in this mean Croation and help them pay for all the damage he’s done to the weight room bench pressing refridgerators. Therefore, I propose that each one of us commits a dollar amount to be donated to the 49er Club for every time Ilija dunks the ball. Double donations for alley-oops, posterizations and broken rims apply as well.
[quote=“J Felt, post:1, topic:27090”]Whether you know him as The Bear, The Moose or the Croation Carnage, Ilija Ivankovic is an integral part of the team and a crowd favorite.
When he’s not wrestling polar bears, he spends his time creating space in the paint and threatening all that enter with death. He may, or may not, be responsible for the death of nine people during the offseason.
We need to reward the Charlotte 49ers for bringing in this mean Croation and help them pay for all the damage he’s done to the weight room bench pressing refridgerators. Therefore, I propose that each one of us commits a dollar amount to be donated to the 49er Club for every time Ilija dunks the ball. Double donations for alley-oops, posterizations and broken rims apply as well.
Any one else in? We’ll keep track here.
I’m commited to $10 for every Ilija dunk.[/quote]
$10 for me as well. This fundraising drive may get us enough to go ahead and expand our football stadium to 40K.
In for $2.49 per Lewis 3ptr. $5.00 Per Iij dunk. $100 per Colby dunk. $10 per win above .500 . $49 for every game we end at the buzzer with the game winner and 0.00 on the clock. That is all.
The Fordham game may be the best opportunity left for Lewis 3pointers and Ilija dunks. Hopefully there are many more opportunities because we’re playing well enough for them to get minutes.