OT: Terps are "unbeatable"

From SI.com:

Maryland’s Caner-Medley freed on bail in Maine

I particularly like this line from the story:

[Nik] “Caner-Medley was there, yelling,” said Lt. Vern Malloch, reading from the report. "He took his shirt off and threatened to assault [the complainant]. [Caner-Medley’s] friends were trying to restrain him. He was intoxicated and made a statement, ‘I’m from Maryland, and nobody can beat me.’

:drink: :silly: :argue: :cuss:

Don’t mess with those UM fighting turtles!


:lmao: :grin:

A factual recreation of that nights event

Caner-Medley decides to go to the bar

Drink Caner-Medley, Drink

Uh Oh Look’s Like Somebodies Drunk, Oh No Caner-Medley decides to show off

And The Crowd Goes Wild
:lmao: :lmao:

Uh Oh Looks Like Somebody’s Had A Little Too Much
:ticked: :cuss:

The Cops come and Arrest The Fool, but now he’s got to face Coach Williams, who is not a happy Camper
:argue: :hammer:

Looks Like Somebody Won’t Be Drinking Again in a While

The End