[quote=âNugget, post:100, topic:30865â]I havenât sent it yet, but I do have a few thoughts.
[ul][li]Section 104 had people in it again this season. It is not full, and it is not enthusiastic, but it is not empty. Thank you for that.[/li]
[li]We may have the worst sweat wipers in college basketball. When we have people under the basket to clean up wet spots they are typically too young to understand their role, but sometimes just too disengaged to know that they are needed. This is first a safety issue and our team certainly cannot afford any sweat-related injuries, but when the ref has to get a towel and clean the floor we are not doing our job. Perhaps we should hire less ShowPro staff to guard empty seats and spend a few dollars on sweat remediation.[/li]
[li]At half-time we show our 40 year old run to the Final Four. It is our highlight and we may never get there again, but when you have seen it a hundred times you no longer pay attention. Since basketball has no recent highlights perhaps we could show some from other sports. Call it cross-marketing.[/li]
[li]Games against Division II teams are exhibitions. Stop pretending that they are not, and stop making me pay for them as if they count.[/li]
[li]Your best donors are in the pre-game hospitality suites and when we give our attention to an assistant coach that either has no insight into the game we are about to play, or no ability to muster more than three sentences about the game plan it makes us wonderâare you the right guy for the job, or do you just have somewhere better to be than talking to us?[/li]
[li]The DJ has been a fun addition. More 80s Funk! Motherâs Finest, The Gap Band, Rick James. Students are not paying attention anyway, so we might as well make me happy.[/li]
[li]Next year skip the half-time mascot game. Instead letâs have special cheer guestsâthe Topcats, Honey Bees, Checkmates, KnightinGals, Foxes, and of course the FIU Golden Dazzlers.[/li]
[li]WIN![/li][/ul][/quote] In reference to the âsweat remediatersâ , I could not agree more. Embarrassing, and more to the point, dangerous.