Scott Olsen to DC

A Scott Olsen just got called up from Syracuse to the Washington Nationals.

I’ve seen this guys game, he’ll get rocked!

Hes probably wearing a #22 jersey

Are the Nationals THAT desperate?


Not just a bad player, but an overall terrible person.

The secret to my success is downing a six pack of PBR before every start.

Fire Scott Olsen

That and lots of Salvia.

I watched you pitch on Thursday, ChiSox. Good game. You got roughed up in the fifth, but were good until then. Too bad you’re on one of the worst teams in baseball.

We are actually really good, it’s just that I’ve convinced other players to join me in shots and beers before the games, so it makes us a little sloppy sometimes.