The Villages Retirement Communities....

Ramblings
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[URL=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482785,00.html]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482785,00.html[/URL]

[QUOTE]“See those two?” a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. “They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!”[/QUOTE]

Great read…:lmao:

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I just threw up.

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gross and hilarous at the same time.

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Pimp dem ole ho’s Grandpa, PIMP!

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Haha, all of my grandparents are moving into retirement communities up in Canada soon.

I don’t want to think about it.

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Oh God…

My grandparents live there.

:vomit:

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[QUOTE=thelew1014;380012]Oh God…

My grandparents live there.

:vomit:[/QUOTE]

Granny better be on the lookout! At 10 to 1, your grandpa is Cougar bait!

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That’s nasty. Old sex is gross.

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[QUOTE]
The Villages — which spans three counties with 40,000 homes and more than 70,000 residents — boasts 34 golf courses, nine country clubs, two downtown squares and a slew of restaurants and bars, [B]getting lucky is one of the residents’ primary pastimes.[/B]
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lol this is too funny

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In all seriousness though, the place is pretty cool. Everybody who works there gets to live their for free, and there is a private k-12 school strictly for employee’s children. I’ve been to a football game there, it really is an almost collegiate atmosphere. about 30,000 people at their games.

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That's nasty. Old sex is gross.

I bet you won’t feel that way when you’re old.

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Of course I’ll feel differently when I’m old.

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I think it’s cool as hell. Finally I’ll be the one getting chased.

That hasn’t happened since The Show Dawg’s girl was always trying to climb Mount Hootie back in the day.

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I have a good friend still in his 50s that moved there last spring. His wife is in her 40s. I played golf with him in the summer when he was in town and he said it’s a fun place to live.

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You read all the time about how rampant STD’s are at that place with all of the fornication that takes place between the Viagra-enhanced seniors.

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You read all the time about how rampant STD's are at that place with all of the fornication that takes place between the Viagra-enhanced seniors.
What do they have to worry about?

And I understand HP has already started looking into this place.

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[QUOTE=Over40NINER;380174]What do they have to worry about?

And I understand HP has already started looking into this place.[/QUOTE]

No sh!t, I’m really gonna care about a case of the clap when I’m 68.