Wal-Mart Carolina Fan

On Tru TV, I saw a show about 20 dumb criminals, most of whom were drunk.
This one man was pulled over for DUI, & was standing behind his truck w/ the officer. He told them he knew the law, & that he “should have gone to Carolina to study law.” Then he kicked the back of his truck, stubbed his toes, lost his balance, twirled around, & fell down.
I assume he meant North Carolina, but it could have been South Carolina.
I’m glad we don’t have drunk Wal-Mart fans on TV embarassing us.

maybe he meant he was going to durham (which is in “carolina”) to study law at duke. or maybe to winston-salem (also in “carolina” to study law at wake. or maybe even buies creek to study law at campbell. the assholes in chapel hill do not own the name of our state.

the assholes in chapel hill do not own the name of our state.

…its sad that that’s an arguable statement…