Which is more melodramatic...

Both will make your ears bleed on their own but when you throw in Jim Nance and his corny commentary, they are enough to make you vomit.

both choices make me feel like Iโ€™m having a rusty nail driven thru my scrotum.

How about Rileyโ€™s version this morning?

Actually, I preferred it to Nanceโ€™s gushing. If that tells you anything about pain.