@Eastern Michigan 9/1 pregame

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Watching this game is going to be like watching football on a black & white TV back in the day.

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[quote=“Mr. Bojangles, post:41, topic:31048”]Watching this game is going to be like watching football on a black & white TV back in the day.

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Man, that’s awful. As if things weren’t gray enough in Michigan.

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clt says we should follow this trend and paint our grass green.

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I am so glad we don’t have a track around our field. It just kills atmosphere. Then again, so does making everything as grey as a 1950’s magnavox.

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Looks horrible. Cannot imagine actually thinking it’d be cool to play on that field.

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Anyone that is making the trip, go check out the famous Ypsilanti Water Tower. Wikipedia says that “A long-standing urban legend holds that the tower will crumble if a virgin ever graduates from nearby Eastern Michigan University.”

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And people think the Peach in Gaffney is bad.

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[quote=“MikeNiner11, post:46, topic:31048”]Anyone that is making the trip, go check out the famous Ypsilanti Water Tower. Wikipedia says that “A long-standing urban legend holds that the tower will crumble if a virgin ever graduates from nearby Eastern Michigan University.”

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And people think the Peach in Gaffney is bad.[/quote]
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious. I shouldnt have opened that in class.

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[quote=“MikeNiner11, post:46, topic:31048”]Anyone that is making the trip, go check out the famous Ypsilanti Water Tower. Wikipedia says that “A long-standing urban legend holds that the tower will crumble if a virgin ever graduates from nearby Eastern Michigan University.”

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And people think the Peach in Gaffney is bad.[/quote]

Phil would hate this thing.

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[quote=“MikeNiner11, post:46, topic:31048”]Anyone that is making the trip, go check out the famous Ypsilanti Water Tower. Wikipedia says that “A long-standing urban legend holds that the tower will crumble if a virgin ever graduates from nearby Eastern Michigan University.”

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And people think the Peach in Gaffney is bad.[/quote]

Of Phil was there he would get that thing torn down, he hates towers.

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Looks like that picture was taken after a thunderstorm. Probably not as hideous when dry.

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Speaking of gray…DON’T…DRINK…THE…WATER

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Looks more like post coitus.

Alternate title: “anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough”

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Don’t think being wet is the problem.

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[quote=“MikeNiner11, post:53, topic:31048”]Don’t think being wet is the problem.

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Being wet usually helps.

At least we finally found a use for this:

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[quote=“NinerAdvocate, post:54, topic:31048”][quote=“MikeNiner11, post:53, topic:31048”]Don’t think being wet is the problem.

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Being wet usually helps.

At least we finally found a use for this:

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clt is glad clt doesn’t live in dublin.

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Along with having a giant shlong as their towns most well known structure, there can’t possibly be another college football team in a more unfortunate location. EMU is 6 miles from The University of Michigan. That is closer than we are to Uptown. Credit to them for putting together a bowl team in the shadow of a college football superpower. We have no excuse.

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From The Ann Arbor News:

Mlive.com: Everything to know about Eastern Michigan football’s home opener, season

[BTW, I did notice typo on EMU schedule - Rutgers game is 9/9]

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The distance between the campuses of Georgia State and Georgia Tech in Atlanta is less than 2 miles.

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The distance between the campuses of Georgia State and Georgia Tech in Atlanta is less than 2 miles.[/quote]

That’s nuts. Of course, I don’t think Georgia Tech is even the most popular college football team in Atlanta.

UM football is religion in the Ann Arbor area.

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clt says it is game day!