end of the year NinerNation.net superlatives

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It has been a long season with many ups and downs. Almost every fan on here bleeds green and supports the Niners no matter what. The group of dedicated fans found on this board is like none you will find anywhere else. I am damn proud to be a Niner fan, and I know everyone on this board is too. That having been said, it’s time to give out some awards! crowd applauses

Most optimisitic - Lefty49er
Funniest online personality - CLTniners
Funniest in person personality - 49eralumnus
Smartest - NinerLoudNProud
Most enthusiastic student - Chisox17
Most overall school spirit - tie: NinerCowbellPlayer and Dax
Most likely to get mistaken for the Jolly Green Giant while wearing green - tie: Jimmyhat49er and BigHugeTent49
Best drinker (beer) - Powerbait
Best drinker (liquor) - Moss2k
Best baseball player (alum) - Metro
Best baseball player (student) - Moss2k
Best shot blocker - NinerLoudNProud
Longest three point range - Moss2k
Best free throw shooter - Chisox17
Most likely to find the cure for cancer - NinerLoudNProud
Most likely to stab someone for not wearing Niners gear in the lower level - Chisox17
Most likey to get on the board simply to talk trash about and be an ass to fellow Niner fans - GSpot49er
Most likely to tell all of us that he is Mitchell Baldwin’s best friend 10 times in one day - Skeet Skeet
Most likely to lose and intramural basketball game by 80 points - Sideshow
Most likely to end his career with over one million shouts - Moss2k
Biggest fan of “Lutz-ball” - Chisox17
Biggest opponent to “Lutz-ball” - Pino Pipes jr
Most likely to grow mold - Powerbait
Best recruiting guru - 49erblh
Best at finding obscure articles and interesting reads - Run49er
Best photographer - HP49er
Best at avoiding taking or going to classes - tie: Powerbait and Moss2k
Coolest fan of another team - Gruehls
Most annoying fan of another team - UABheckler
Best tuba player - UNCCTF
Best referee heckler - Powerbait
Best site administrators in all the land! - jcl49er/NinerMac/MKniner
Most likely to find a player’s mugshot online - smoothieking
Loudest - Yinzer
Least likely to give a sh*t about what we thing about him or his posts - 49erpi
Biggest opponent to the NBA - DownwithNBA
Most likely to start drinking at 1:00pm for an 8:30pm tip off - MikeNinerHunt
Most likely to deploy the sentinals - Agent Smith
Does the best player intros - HomeinHalton
Been in the most halftime contests - Chisox17
Most likely to show up at a campout drunk - Powerbait
Best NINER NATION shirt dealer - OriginialNinerNation1
Most likely to be spotted wandering across campus (non-student) - 49eralumnus
Least likely to post in the sports forum - Alpinist
Most likely to deny being a goldduster - 49erDiva
Least likely to ever come on this board again - Fred Dorfman
Got dunked on the hardest by Mitch Mullis - DuBest49er
Best source of insider info - theReal49er
Best at getting great player interviews - Jordan Niner Report
Most illiterate - Moss2k
Best at getting us media coverage - Mike Persinger
Most likely to have a family of squirrels living in his car - Powerbait
Gets the most hype for retro night - OriginalNinerNation1
Best gameday costume - Powerbait
Has the biggest posse - CLTniners

Have someone you want to nominate for a new award? Disagree with any of the chosen recipiants? Post away! Congrats to the winners! Lets keep more awards comming, I’m sure there are tons that have not been thought up!

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[i]Originally posted by And the award goes to....[/i]@Apr 8 2005, 02:32 PM [b] Most likely to deploy the sentinals - Agent Smith [/b]
:lol:

Congratulations powerbait… you really cleaned up this year.

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I would like to add Most Libertarian - Sideshow.

I see my love of alcohol and obnoxious behavior at games has not gone unnoticed.

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Best thread diversion (Goldduster thread) should go to me! :slight_smile:

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clt would like to thank clt for this award. without clt, clt never would have been abale to win the award.

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I announce that the election was fradulent. The UN Security Council will discuss possible sanctions.

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I do and do and do…and this is the thanks I get. At least I’m not a drunk or a moron and I know the proper usage of the words alumni, alumnus, alumna and alumnae. My family loves me too. So THERE!!!

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:ticked:

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Least likely to get named in end of year superlatives:

Posters with geographic locations as part of their user names

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[i]Originally posted by austinniner[/i]@Apr 8 2005, 06:37 PM [b] Least likely to get named in end of year superlatives:

Posters with geographic locations as part of their user names [/b]


:lol: :lol: :lol: :cuss:

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Best drinker (liquor) - Moss2k :drink:
Best baseball player (student) - Moss2k :fastgun:
Longest three point range - Moss2k :bball:
Most likely to end his career with over one million shouts - Moss2k :headbang:
Best at avoiding taking or going to classes - tie: Powerbait and Moss2k :toast:
Most illiterate - Moss2k :doh:

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i guess i do love me some Lutz ball haha

lol PB im surprised you didnt sweep the alcohol awards!

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Best host “bar” none - gruels, with special recognition to Jimmyhat49er
Biggest critic of the Observer - Over40NINER
Most CLASSLESS and dedicated fan - CharlotteAlum
Fan with best eyes to spot women - NinerAl
Fan with best at in-game analysis - LutzFan
Fan with worst juju - VA49er
Out-of-towner who throws best game parties - austinniner

Fan you’d most like to be stuck on an island with… I’ll think about that for a while. :smiley:

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[i]Originally posted by HP49er[/i]@Apr 8 2005, 07:20 PM [b] Fan you'd most like to be stuck on an island with.... I'll think about that for a while. :D [/b]
HP, despite not being regulars on this site, I think that the cheerleaders and Gold Dusters can be considered "fans." Just not sure you'd ever want to see a plane/boat. :P
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who came up with the awards i only know like 8 people on this site?

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[i]Originally posted by HP49er[/i]@Apr 8 2005, 08:20 PM [b] Fan you'd most like to be stuck on an island with.... I'll think about that for a while. :D [/b]
gruels wife..... :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
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[i]Originally posted by dax[/i]@Apr 8 2005, 09:48 PM [b] who came up with the awards i only know like 8 people on this site? [/b]
I would say it is someone that knows moss2k and PB very well as they were the focus of every other "award".
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No offense to PB, but I think a re-count is in order for “best drinker”.
Yinzer spent the better part of everday sitting on a bar stool all last year.

The dude was drinking, in a bar, by noon everyday. Give credit where it is due.

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i’ve only officially met three people of this site…over 40 and some random dude in memphis…and ricky…i knew chi sox before i got on this site and i know people in the band that is about of my knowledge

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[i]Originally posted by 49erpi[/i]@Apr 8 2005, 10:49 PM [b] No offense to PB, but I think a re-count is in order for "best drinker". Yinzer spent the better part of everday sitting on a bar stool all last year.

The dude was drinking, in a bar, by noon everyday. Give credit where it is due. [/b]


I demand a recount.