I would give my left testicle

We should make shirts that say we beat Elite 8 team Davidson.

I want a shirt that says, “Who wants to pet my trouser snake?”

I’ll donate my athlete’s foot. We can use it.

I think we have a great shot at making it next year. We are going to be forced to work the ball around a lot more. Everybody on the roster will have at least one year of experience, minus Bowden. The deep bench will help us a lot throughout the year, considering a lot of those guys could probably be starters as well. I don’t think the Atlantic 10 will be nearly as good as it was this year, but you never know. I think we will be around 22-10 next year, with maybe 5 or 6 conference losses.

Talk about a sixth man… We are getting pretty close.