VACATE... another meltdown day in Memphis

Haha, Mempiss sucks.

Ya know what’s cool about our message board? Missj hasn’t been banned yet, and she has been a member for almost a year.

I sure am sad I missed out on the CUSA days. I hope we can grow to hate someone in the A10 and them not start sucking as soon as we do cough GW cough.

You know what is really great? **** mempiss.

[QUOTE=MKNiner;426319]
Stick your mea culpa where the sun doesn’t shine lady. You and your snot nosed mempiss fans deserve every ounce of pain coming your way. Your sense of entitlement went so far as to even attack Niner fans who would venture on your board to congratulate your team. I remember one such instance where you personally got snotty with a Niner fan because he came on your board to wish you good luck in the tourney.

Reap the whirlwind of pain and disappointment you so richly deserve.[/QUOTE]
Haha. Damn.

[QUOTE=MKNiner;426319]This.

Stick your mea culpa where the sun doesn’t shine lady. You and your snot nosed mempiss fans deserve every ounce of pain coming your way. Your sense of entitlement went so far as to even attack Niner fans who would venture on your board to congratulate your team. I remember one such instance where you personally got snotty with a Niner fan because he came on your board to wish you good luck in the tourney.

Reap the whirlwind of pain and disappointment you so richly deserve.[/QUOTE]

damn…you scare me :weep: ! Just for the record, show me where I got “snotty” with one of your fans, I dare you, because it didn’t happen… Sorry to disappoint you but my whirlwind of pain is just a small little breeze now and my disappointment is long gone. We are looking to a successful future with a young energetic rookie coach that seems to be the total opposite of Calipari. Time will tell…

ever thought of anger management? just wondered ? :smile:

[QUOTE=missjtiger;426151]Only speaking for my dumbass self, I let him charm me( and let me say he does this very very well) …[/QUOTE]

Should they be investigating him for “Pitino” allegations as well? :lmao:

[QUOTE=Cha_49;426473]Should they be investigating him for “Pitino” allegations as well? :lmao:[/QUOTE]

speaking of which…

ESPN Page 2 - Mr. Manners answers a question…
Mr Manners on ESPN Page 2 - DJ Gallo

Dear Mr. Manners,

I used to coach basketball at a university in Massachusetts. I took them to the Final Four one year. But then, before the program was busted for a major violation and had its Final Four trip vacated, I bolted for a big contract in the NBA. Last year I took another school to the Final Four. But then, before the program was busted for a major violation and had its Final Four trip vacated, I bolted for a massive contract at another university. Do you have any tips on how to sleep at night?
– John C. (Lexington, Kentucky)

Dear Teflon John,

I don’t really do sleeping tips. I do etiquette and manners, of which you appear to have none. However, try this: When you lay down at night, try counting sheep. The jumping sheep symbolize your wins and credibility leaving. And instead of jumping over a fence, imagine them leaping over an abyss. This abyss symbolizes your soul, which – like your Final Four appearances – has been vacated. Granted, this exercise may lead to nightmares, but at least you’ll be asleep. I’m sure we can agree that you don’t really deserve a restful sleep.
– Mr. Manners


Dear Mr. Manners,

In 2003 I had sex with some woman I had just met on a table at a local restaurant. Two weeks later I gave her $3,000 to get “health insurance.” (I should probably mention that I have been married for years and have children.) Anyway, this all came to light quite quickly and I didn’t have time to write to you for advice on how to apologize. So in my public apology, I kind of tried to excuse my actions in part because of 9/11. Good move?
– Rick P. (Louisville, Kentucky)

Dear Randy in a Restaurant,

You did what? And then … excuse me? 9/11? I … I don’t even know what to say. Please no one from Kentucky ever write me again. You are all hopeless.

:biggrin:

hilarious!
sorry that you’ve been so crushed, but glad the scales are falling from your eyes!

You Memphis fans don’t no **** about basketball. You hired the biggest cheater in the game and you aint got enough cents to no that dont make you a good program.

[QUOTE=Ace;426493]You Memphis fans don’t no **** about basketball. You hired the biggest cheater in the game and you aint got enough cents to no that dont make you a good program.[/QUOTE]

Dear Mr. Manners,

A few years ago my boss and I stayed up late drinking at a local restaurant and we ended up closing the place down. I eventually passed out on the floor. But I awoke to hear my boss having sex with some woman just a few feet away from me. What are the proper manners here? Should I have politely excused myself? Should I have stopped the tryst? Or should I have just stayed there on the floor listening to the whole thing go down?
– Vinny T. (Louisville, Kentucky)

Dear Resting in a Restaurant,

What an interesting scenario. I can’t say it’s one I have ever heard before. In such a case, it really depends on the quality of the restaurant. If you awake, overhear this and suddenly realize you have been asleep on the floor of an Arby’s, this is just the moment of clarity you needed to pack up your things, including your philandering boss, and get out of there. But if it’s a nice restaurant, just wait it out, enjoy the ambience of a fine dining establishment and pass the time any way you can. Look around you on the floor for some food people may have dropped. Eat it. (If you’re drunk enough to fall asleep on the floor of a restaurant, you’re drunk enough to eat off the floor.) This is a great opportunity to expand your palate! And also your wallet. The next day you should ask your boss for a raise.
– Mr. Manners

Memphis State sucks. So do many of their fans. Probation is deserving. End of story.

Just for the record, show me where I got "snotty" with one of your fans, I dare you, because it didn't happen....

Yes it did. I’m not going to search through the swamp that is that messageboard you have over there. I know what happened, I know what you did, I know how your fans are. I don’t have to prove a thing.

Sorry to disappoint you but my whirlwind of pain is just a small little breeze now and my disappointment is long gone. We are looking to a successful future with a young energetic rookie coach that seems to be the total opposite of Calipari. Time will tell.....

Whatever gets you through the night. How many players you have to pay this time around for that? Cheaters.

ever thought of anger management? just wondered ? :smile:

I’m not angry. I relish the problems your school has now. I love the fact that we were proven right and you were proven stupid. I’m thrilled you came over here so we could rub that fact in.

Now waddle back to your own board, post how you have to take a break so the rest of those trolls can stroke your ego by whining for you not to go and how you “mean so much” to them.:blahsign:

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You should know Ace is a gimmick poster making fun of Chapel Hill fans.

You should know Ace is a gimmick poster making fun of Chapel Hill fans.

oh ok…that’s good to know, I was almost ready to feel sorry for him. :biggrin:

[QUOTE=Over40NINER;426514]Memphis State sucks. So do many of their fans. Probation is deserving. End of story.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, truthfully they kinda got a pass.

I know the FF was vacated, but what the hell does that really mean? We all know they were there whether it’s still on the books or not and with Fedex in their pocket, the money doesn’t mean that much.

They should have been docked a few schollies and banned for 2 yrs from post-season play. Maybe that would make some of these other programs think twice before hiring a rogue coach.

oh ok...that's good to know, I was almost ready to feel sorry for him. :biggrin:

No, by all means you should feel sorry for him, just not about the spelling.

[QUOTE=missjtiger;426534]oh ok…that’s good to know, I was almost ready to feel sorry for him. :biggrin:[/QUOTE]
Go ahead and feel sorry for Ace.WE all do.

I feel sorry for Mempiss.

Haha, just kidding.

**** Mempiss.

I feel sorry for Mempiss.

Haha, just kidding.

**** Mempiss.

I feel sorry for the poor maintenance guys who have to come after hours and take down the Final Four banner.

Other than that, **** memphis.